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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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vashti-lives

Murderbot’s company has a policy that for every ten people they must take 1 SecUnit and as a former preschool teacher this cracks me up because in my state the ratio of adults to three year olds in a room is 1 adult per 12 kids, and the idea that SecUnits have a lower ratio than that for their adult clients is very funny.

Honestly I bet the actual company daycare centers have way higher ratios than that.

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poetavaquero

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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so who’s on first?

you-say-that-so-often

That’s right 👍🏻

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat

that’s strange

you-say-that-so-often

No, he’s on second.

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

you-say-that-so-often

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

supreme-leader-stoat

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

cplus902

Naturally.

supreme-leader-stoat

Who?

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern

Naturally.

supreme-leader-stoat

So Naturally is the first baseman?

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern

No. The first baseman is Who.

supreme-leader-stoat

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern

House is on Third.

supreme-leader-stoat

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern

Who’s on first!

supreme-leader-stoat

This is horrible

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

supreme-leader-stoat

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

wrenchinator-central

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

dduane

:)

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This doesn’t sound healing. Sounds like she’s almost mute and borderline catatonic at times following her ordeal.

lymphal

If this little girl ever hurts herself, do you think she would be to blame?

Or would you consider the many people who forced her into this situation to be responsible?


Those responsible of forcing a 13 year old child into giving birth to her rapists baby:

Clarence Thomas, Supreme Court

Amy Coney Barrett, Supreme Court

Neil M. Gorsuch, Supreme Court

Samuel A. Alito, Jr, Supreme Court

Brett M. Kavanaugh, Supreme Court

And of course... Her rapist, the stranger who forced her pregnancy in the first place!


They all played a part in a 13 year old girl being forced to give birth, and people are acting like this is a good opportunity for her???!!!


I would lack enough sanity to eat myself alive right in the maternity ward.


Fuck the United States

whenmagicfilledtheair

And every "prolife" activist and everyone who voted Republican and every dipshit who voted libertarian or green and every pretentious idiot who thinks they're above politics or two good to vote for the lesser of two evils. It's their fault too.